Polly Parrot

Polly Parrot is a talking parrot who is rude and roasts anyone who talks to her.

Biography
Upon being introduced, Polly says "Help me." After Granny Pig calls her "Polly," she tells her that her real name is "Molly" and calls her a "wrinkly old ham sandwich." After Granny says "Pretty Polly," she asks when this insulting torture ever ends, then adds with "Prettier than you, that's for sure." After Granny says that she is a clever parrot, Polly adds with "You have no idea you swine." After Mummy Pig says hello to her, she tells her to get away from her. Mummy takes her as a "sweet little parrot," while Polly takes her as a nasty tub of lard. After the adults go to tea time, Polly asks Peppa and George to go away also. After they leave, Polly is thankful that they left. When Peppa and George come back, Peppa tells George to say something to her, in response, George lets out a loud cry, prompting Polly to do the same. After Peppa says hello to her, she says "Goodbye." and lasers her with her mouth. She starts laughing, but falls over while doing so. (Peppa and George find this funny) Peppa tells her her name, leading Polly to say "I'm so sorry to hear that." (this makes Peppa say that she will end her) Peppa tells George to say his name, which he does. Polly says George's name, making the kids laugh, leading to the bird saying to make it stop. Peppa says that she is Polly, making her say "The only thing you can be is a sausage biscuit!" After George snorts, Polly says "And you, don't even get me started on you, do you know the two things you have in common with low-fat Walmart brand bacon? You are made of pork, and everyone hates you." (this makes George cry) Peppa makes her say that she is a stupid parrot. After Granny Pig enters the living room, Peppa eats Polly entirely, making Granny Pig laser everyone. (except Grandpa Pig)

Quotes
"'Help me.'"

Polly being introduced
"'I have told you a million times, my name is not 'Polly,' it is 'Molly,' you wrinkly old ham sandwich!'"

Polly telling Granny Pig her real name
"'When does this insulting torture ever end? *squawk* Prettier than you, that's for sure.'"

Polly to Granny Pig
"'You have no idea, you swine!'""'Get away from me!'"

Polly to Mummy Pig
"'What a nasty tub of lard!'"

Polly insulting Mummy Pig
"'Please tell me you are going away, too.'"

Polly to Peppa and George
"'I thought those little swine flus would never leave.'"

Polly after Peppa and George leave
"'Goodbye.'"

Polly before she lasers Peppa
"'I'm so sorry to hear that.'"

Polly after Peppa tells her name
"'George.'"

Polly after George says his name
"'The only thing you can be is a sausage biscuit!'"

Polly insulting Peppa
"'And you, don't even get me started on you, do you know the two things you have in common with low-fat Walmart brand bacon? You are made of pork, and everyone hates you.'"

Polly making George cry
"'I'm a stupid parrot!'"